K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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