hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Say something about gay babies.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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