I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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