You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
