i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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