love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
