I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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