just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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