Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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