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say what?
wanna hang out?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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