We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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