is your mom at the bar?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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