after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just found puke in my bra..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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