I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
