Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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