so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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