Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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