My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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