To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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