Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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