Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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