Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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