just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
be right there i have to get my cape
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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