I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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