Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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