I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
