the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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