Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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