well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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