If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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