This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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