Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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