brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My friends, they love my intelligence
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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