our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
