I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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