Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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