please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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