well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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