The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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