how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
