Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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