I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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