i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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