found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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