I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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