she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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