If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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