no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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