at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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