it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
